Due to a small 3 year old who still has the highly contagious chicken pox virus i find myself sleep deprived…
I have been up all night tending to this sickly child and have had no sleep.
According to the latest research:
“Women’s health is much more at risk from sleep deprivation than men”
“The researchers looked at men and women sleeping less than or equal 5 hours a night to see if their risk of having hypertension was any higher than men and women getting the recommended 7 hours or more of sleep a night. Among other problems increased hypertension does increase the risk of cardiovascular problems”
Following this discovery i will be taking these actions:
- Sell the infected child on EBay to fund New mattress
- Sell the Boyfriend on EBay so i have the aforementioned mattress to myself
- Buy 2x Jars of Horlicks
- Buy Lavender oil x 2
- Invest in herbal sleep aid for coma induced sleep on the New mattress
- Sleep during work hours in toilet to catch up on any lost hours of sleep
- Maintain sleep hours to above 5 hours per day/night
I feel following these vital rules may therefore avert any sleep deprivation crisis thus extending my life…..Alert Now Downgraded to :
No Significant risk