Following a heavy night drinking cider and one large chicken shish kebab i have woken to find myself alive with a huge hangover.
I don’t know why alcohol is so instrumental in my happiness?
This is the first time i have drunk alcohol since my little episode,(during a quite session in a pub with a good friend and a glass of wine i had a funny turn and felt faint,obviously this was a mini stroke/cereberal embolisum)
It has just come to my attention, while mindlessly surfing the web this morning and wondering if my liver is still working, that you can obtain a do-it-yourself liver test. How remarkably ingenious!
You can find out the condition of your liver without even putting the beer down. All you do is prick your finger, send the blood and your Eight pounds to the lab, wait ten days, and voila, color coded results show up in the post.
“If it’s green, ‘your liver enzyme levels are within the recommended normal range.’
If amber, ‘your liver health is less than optimal and you need to look at making changes to your lifestyle.’
And if red, ‘even mild liver test abnormalities may be an early clue to liver disease. You must make significant changes to your lifestyle to protect your liver in the future.’”
Having made this fantastic discovery i have now peeled open my purse and find myself purchasing this amazing test kit.
WHY? you ask…because i can,however i now have the joy of waiting for Royal mail and my new parcel to arrive…10 days in my life is a long time…second thoughts i might just pop down to A and E and ask them….
Oh, and you lucky UK residents can purchase a bloody kit:
- I don’t want to die a horrible and painful death caused by prolonged and excessive alcohol consumption; and
- I don’t want to die a horrible and painful death caused by prolonged and excessive alcohol consumption.
However i have come to the conclusion that my fear of a horrible and painful death caused by prolonged and excessive alcohol consumption, apparently doesn’t outweigh my attraction to chilled chardonnay and a nice cold cider.
“Never give up your vices based on the results of a study.”