Bad News: My left eye has been incessantly and wildly twitching!
I looked up “eye twitch” online, and I’m apparently suffering from Epilepsy and mild seizures – (good old WebMD). But, I’m trying to be rational, so, I’m dismissing that suggestion and attributing it to something more realistic. I’ve determined that the twitch is being caused by a reckless weekend, that involved too much:
alcohol (10-15 pints of strongbow)
Four kebabs (with extra chilli and Garlic)
40 cigarettes (mentol,girly ones)
which resulted in severe damage to the nerve pathways in my brain that control this damn eye!
This is not good, I’ll keep you posted…